 | You will receive 823,542 women. |
| This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex
life even more fantastic. |
| As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can
only win. |
| Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile
as you. |
| Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
your list. |
| Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post. |
| Statistically, among those women, will be at least: |
| 0.5 miss worlds. |
| 2.5 models. |
| 463 wild nympho's. |
| 3,234 good-looking nympho's. |
| 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms. |
| 40,198 bi-sexual women. |
| In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off and, best of all, your original
package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you. |
| DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER! |
| One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her
off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on
her face. |
| On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since
he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom
he had not sent the chain letter.) |
| While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. |
| Outside his ward are 452 more packages. |
| YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL! |
| This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. |
| No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her. |
| No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like
marriage or engagement. |
| Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends. |
| P.S: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake... |
