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"ME MUDDER"
When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me arse was wed? ~~~~~ Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee if I could not?
~~~~~ And when the morning light would come And in me crib me dribbled some Who wiped me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder ~~~~~ Who would me hair so neatly part And hug me gently to her heart Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart?
Me Mudder ~~~~~ Who looked at me with eyebrows knit And nearly have a king size fit When in me Sunday pants me s*** ?
Me Mudder ~~~~~ When at night her bed did squeak Me raised me head to have a peak Who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Fadder!
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