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- Q. What do gay termites eat? A. Wood Peckers.
- Q. What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers? A.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows.
- Q. What do you get when you cross peanut butter and a rooster? A. A cock
that sticks to the roof of your mouth. (tut, tut)
- Q. How can you tell if a midget is gay? A. He just came out of the
cupboard!
- Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A. Gifted!
- Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A. Shine a flashlight in
their ear.
- Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A. It takes too long to
retrain them.
- Q. What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A. You don't know
how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
- Q. How do you make a Kleenex dance? A. You put a little boogie in it!
- Q. Why was the broom late? A. It over swept!
- Q. Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet? A. Because it doesn't need
cleaning yet!
- Q. Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A. She didn't know
which 1 came first.
- Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? A. Hugh Grant.
(ahem)
- Q. Did you hear about the three gays in San Francisco who attacked a
woman? A. Two held her down while the third did her hair.
- Q. What is a lesbian? A. Just another woman trying to do a man's job!
- Q. What's the difference between Karate and Judo? A. Karate is method of
self-defence; Judo is what bagels are made of. (oh, dear!)
- Q. What's an innuendo? A. An Italian suppository.
- Q. What's brown and crispy on the outside and white and creamy on the
inside? A. A cockroach.
- Q. How do you communicate with a fish? A. Drop him a line....
- Q. What did the goose say when the pillow maker knocked at his door? A.
"I'll be down in a minute."
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