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- Q. Why did the blonde put ice cubes on her boyfriend's penis? A. To keep
the swelling down.
- Q. What is 77? A. Just like 69, but you get 8 more!
- Q. What does a blonde use for birth control? A. Brown hair-dye.
- Q. What's the definition of "drag queen?" A. A man who wears
everything a lesbian won't.
- Q. What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A. S&M&M.
- Q. Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris? A. Destroyed their
entire collection, and they hadn't even finished colouring in the second
one!
- Q. What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? A. The
taste...
- Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A. He sold his soul to Santa.
- Q. How do you get holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
- Q. What do you call Santa's helpers? A. Subordinate Clauses.
- Q. What is a zebra? A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
- Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can
roast beef.
- Q. Where do you get virgin wool from? A. Ugly sheep.
- Q. Why are there so many Smiths & Jones in the phone book? A. They all
have phones.
- Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
- Q. When is a pixie not a pixie? A. When he's got his head up a fairy's
skirt, then he's a goblin'.
- Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? A. Because it tasted better than
Adam's banana.
- Q. What does a dancer usually drink? A. Tap water!
- Q. Where does a rancher record his inventory? A. In a cattle-log.
- Q. How do you recognize a dogwood tree? A. By its bark.
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