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- Q. What's Mary short for? A. She's got no legs...
- Q. How can you use a lighthouse, rose trellis, windstorm, dune, and
Halloween costume to create something tasty? A. Make a beacon, lattice, and
tornado sand witch.
- Q. Why don't bleached blondes wear miniskirts? A. They're afraid their
balls will show.
- Q. What's the difference between a cow and a lesbian? A. Fifty pounds and
a flannel shirt.
- Q. How do you know that your home has been burglarized by gays? A. All of
the good stuff is gone, and the rest has been tastefully re-arranged.
- Q. What is the difference between exotic and psychotic? A. Exotic is
wearing a French tickler. Psychotic is wearing French toast.
- Q. What do you call two Irish lesbians having a 69? A. Gaelic.
- Q. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A. A Klondyke.
- Q. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned? A. She was found face down
in Ricki Lake.
- Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? A. Even the pool table doesn't
have balls.
- Q. What is the difference between medium and rare? A. Six inches is
medium, eight inches is rare.
- Q. Did you hear about the Polish gold medallists? A. They were so proud,
they had their medals bronzed!
- Q. What's the difference between blue and purple? A. The grip!
- Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. Because it just didn't have
the guts!
- Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? A. When he eats his first
Brownie.
- Q. Why did the elderly Nymphomaniac plant roses? A. Last chance to get a
bush full of pricks.
- Q. What is the ideal weight of an insurance claims reviewer? A. About
three pounds, including the urn.
- Q. What do you call the costume of a one-legged ballerina? A. A one-one.
- Q. What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? A. The wheelchair. (go
on then, how many did I upset with that one)
- Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A blonde electrician.
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