What Vowels?

*F* V*RYTH*NG W* R**D

H*D N* V*W*LS TH*T C**LD B* *S*D,

TH*N *V*RYTH*NG TH*T H*S B**N WR*TT*N,

W**LD L**V* *S *LL  B*M*S*D!

© 1987 TSSK

Translation of the above...

If everything we read,

Had no vowels that could be used,

Then everything that has been written,

Would leave us all bemused!